Friday, January 30, 2009

Welcome to NY!

I arrived in NYC this morning to spend the weekend.  I have been looking forward to this visit for many reasons.  However, neither of the following events from this morning were included in these reasons:

1.  45 minute wait outside in the (relative) cold for the A train from Kennedy airport
2.  Hour subway ride sitting next to someone emitting a rank urine funk that caused most people except me to move to another seat.

Ahhhhh, it's good to be back in New York City.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

P.S.

This is such a good song.  I think the movie Nashville got me into Country in a big way.


Edit: Apparently this video appearing on my blog was enough to push it over the edge into copyright violation territory.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Day of Service

I went to Muir Woods today for the first time in 16 years to volunteer doing some trail building (which translated into carrying buckets and wheelbarrows of rocks along the Hillside Trail for a few hours.  I AM SO BEEFY NOW).   Afterwards, got my 3rd In & Out burger.  David introduced me to "animal style" fries.  I'm a fan.  Then we went to Stinson Beach.


Then to the top of a hill / mountain nearby to watch the sunset.  (that's just a random person in the picture below who was also enjoying the view).


Kind of my first outdoorsy day out here and I'm pumped.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Another New Feature!

My fake company's website just started supporting an RSS feed of our nanosolutions.  So you can add www.mmbnanosolutions.com to your Google Reader!  We feel this is a compelling nanosolution to the nanoproblem of having to re-check the site for the latest content.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Shine On Me

I admit I'm a little late to the Chris Dane Owens discussion.  If you have not seen his video, called the Best Music Video of the Year by the New Yorker, watch it.  Just watch it.  Trust me.


I first heard about it on This Recording and thought it was amusing, but didn't realize it was this big phenomenon.  I've been reading these posts at Epic Mail, and I'm increasingly convinced that the video is more than amusing.

But, videos like this (and this which Michelle sent me earlier today), and perhaps humor like this in general, has one nagging flaw in my mind.  It's almost too funny.  By that I mean there is so much for you to point at and laugh, so many moments of complete beffudlement and hilarity, that you can't possibly give them all the attention they deserve.  It's what Melville says in the passage I quoted a few posts ago.  You need some moments of normalcy between the outrageous to make the outrageous what it is.

Which is why I still believe spaghetti cat is a better model of funny video.  There is exactly one non sequitor moment of nonsense upon which your whole attention focuses.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

New Feature at MMB

Just a quick update to my previous post.  We rolled out a new feature today on the MMB Nanosolutions site: an archive of all previous nanoproblems!  Now you can check other people's submissions and answers - there may be a nanoproblem there that you didn't even think to ask, but whose nanosolutions will be incredibly useful to you.

As always, we appreciate you using MMB for all your smallest problems.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Tattoo-Worthy

I've thought hypothetically about tattoos before too.  Picking out a tattoo would be a difficult task.  It would have to be something with my approval now, and the approval of a future me whose tastes and values I can't really predict.  Because of this, being tattoo-worthy has become a measure of the strength of an idea for me.  I have found only three ideas that I consider tattoo-worthy, three thoughts so unassailable and commanding that there is nothing that does not fall within their expansive jurisdiction.  You could build a life around these ideas.  The first, not coincidentally, comes from my favorite passage in my favorite book:

"Yes, we became very wakeful; so much so that our recumbent position began to grow wearisome, and by little and little we found ourselves sitting up; the clothes well tucked around us, leaning against the head-board with our four knees drawn up close together, and our two noses bending over them, as if our knee-pans were warming-pans.  We felt very nice and snug, the more so since it was so chilly out of doors; indeed out of bed-clothes too, seeing that there was no fire in the room.  The more so, I say, because truly to enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast.  Nothing exists in itself.  If you flatter yourself that you are all over comfortable, and have been so a long time, then you cannot be said to be comfortable any more.  But if, like Queequeg and me in the bed, the tip of your nose or the crown of your head be slightly chilled, why then, indeed, in the general consciousness you feel most delightfully and unmistakably warm.  For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich.  For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blankets between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air.  Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal."

The image in that last sentence would be my tattoo.

~

I would probably summarize the second idea in this way, though not sure how I would translate it visually:

nothing,
itself,
is ever enough,
really.

~

The third is maybe more of a value than a truth.  But a value for which I have found no compelling replacement.  And this, not coincidentally, comes from my favorite passage from my other favorite book:

"And in our time, when a man dies - if he has had wealth and influence and power and all the vestments that arouse envy, and after the living take stock of the dead man's property and his eminence and works and monuments - the question is still there: Was his life good or was it evil? - which is another way of putting Croesus's question.  Envies are gone, and the measuring stick is: 'Was he loved or was he hated?  Is his death felt as a loss or does a kind of joy come of it?'...

...In uncertainty I am certain that underneath their topmost layers of frailty men want to be good and want to be loved.  Indeed, most of their vices are attempted short cuts to love.  When a man comes to die, no matter what his talents and influence and genius, if he dies unloved his life must be a failure to him and his dying a cold horror.  It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure to the world."

I think I would want something like that on my gravestone, if it is true of me in some small measure at that time: "Whose death brought no pleasure to the world."  And maybe that's how I would tattoo it.  A lone headstone with that phrase, leaning delicately to the left, next to a small patch of grass.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Hey

YOU WANT SOME SANDWICH WITH YOUR TOMATO?




YES

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Exciting Announcement

Today, my semi-nonfake company MMB Nanosolutions rolled out a great new feature on our website:  

www.mmbnanosolutions.com

Stay tuned for news of our IPO.  Many thanks to Aaron for implementing this feature.  We're at work on an API so that users can get quick nanosolutions anywhere on the web.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Mobile computing

Just walked into the bathroom and a guy had set up his laptop and was working at the sink.

Monday, January 05, 2009

End of Year Expense Report

[Note: If you're not into data, you should probably stop reading now, as the boredom inspired by this post will make you want to pour liquid hot magma on your face]

As some of you know, I keep stupidly meticulous records of everything I spend money on.  This is partly because I hope to gain some insight into, and adjust accordingly, my spending habits.  But, mostly, it's because I kind of love data.  And data about oneself is even more interesting because it serves the same function as art or conversation - just another avenue to understand a part of yourself.  

This love of self-data manifests itself in many ways - I've contemplated making a map of the U.S. with every road I've ever driven on marked.  ["Contemplated" might be too strong a word.  I thought about it and immediately realized it was stupendously impossible].  I often wish I knew other statistics about myself, like how much money in total has been invested in me ever (including food for my almost 24 years of existence, college tuition, a rough estimate of my share of my family's housing, gasoline to transport me, etc. etc.; i.e. how much I cost?); or how many hours of TV I've ever watched, or total pages of books I've read.

While I don't have those stats, I do have a record of everything I spent money on in the last year.  The most hilarious year-end line item, and the one my mother will be least pleased to hear of, is that 5% of my expenses were Alcohol in 2008 (you're welcome, 4th Ave Pub!).  Here are the other line items as a percentage of my total expenses for the year:

2008 Total

However, these percentages were somewhat influenced by the fact that I moved during the last third of the year, which inflated Home Improvement (buying a new bed, new desk, etc.), Clothes (it's chilly out here!), Travel, and Miscellaneous (random moving expenses).  The following percentages (from the first 7 months of the year) are probably more typical.

2008 (Jan-July)
Yeah, I'd say Home Improvement is about at Lion's Den levels in that second chart.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Also

from CNN:
Regev said Gaza's civilian population was not Israel's enemy.

"In many ways, they are victims like us. Both the civilian population of southern Israel and the civilian population of the Gaza Strip have been victims of this terrible, extremist Hamas regime," Regev said. 

An Israeli airstrike hit a mosque in the northern Gaza village of Beit Lahiya on Saturday evening, killing 13 people and wounding 60, according to Palestinian medical sources.

There's so much history to take into account in this conflict (and also so much effort to figure out whose history you're reading in the first place).  But, it seems like the first thing everyone focuses on is who to blame - whose fault is it?  Which is, as everyone learns in 1st grade, irrelevant.  Maybe instead of diplomats, peacekeepers, or heads of state, the world should send an army of 1st grade teachers to deliver the following ultimatum: "We don't care who started it, we're going to end it!"

Steepin'

I am currently conducting an experiment.  Right now, this very moment, I am steeping some tea leaves in my favorite whiskey.  This will either be a momentous discovery or an abject waste of two of my favorite beverages.

Looking forward to Lena's show tonight with her new band, which is cool.