Monday, January 05, 2009

End of Year Expense Report

[Note: If you're not into data, you should probably stop reading now, as the boredom inspired by this post will make you want to pour liquid hot magma on your face]

As some of you know, I keep stupidly meticulous records of everything I spend money on.  This is partly because I hope to gain some insight into, and adjust accordingly, my spending habits.  But, mostly, it's because I kind of love data.  And data about oneself is even more interesting because it serves the same function as art or conversation - just another avenue to understand a part of yourself.  

This love of self-data manifests itself in many ways - I've contemplated making a map of the U.S. with every road I've ever driven on marked.  ["Contemplated" might be too strong a word.  I thought about it and immediately realized it was stupendously impossible].  I often wish I knew other statistics about myself, like how much money in total has been invested in me ever (including food for my almost 24 years of existence, college tuition, a rough estimate of my share of my family's housing, gasoline to transport me, etc. etc.; i.e. how much I cost?); or how many hours of TV I've ever watched, or total pages of books I've read.

While I don't have those stats, I do have a record of everything I spent money on in the last year.  The most hilarious year-end line item, and the one my mother will be least pleased to hear of, is that 5% of my expenses were Alcohol in 2008 (you're welcome, 4th Ave Pub!).  Here are the other line items as a percentage of my total expenses for the year:

2008 Total

However, these percentages were somewhat influenced by the fact that I moved during the last third of the year, which inflated Home Improvement (buying a new bed, new desk, etc.), Clothes (it's chilly out here!), Travel, and Miscellaneous (random moving expenses).  The following percentages (from the first 7 months of the year) are probably more typical.

2008 (Jan-July)
Yeah, I'd say Home Improvement is about at Lion's Den levels in that second chart.

11 comments:

Aaron said...
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Will M. said...

I move to replace the word "stupidly" with "gloriously" in the first real paragraph.

You are King Meticulous.

dbow said...
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dbow said...

POST EDITED. POINT TAKEN. YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ALREADY.

James said...

I think you would enjoy the most recent broadcast of This American Life.

Also,
1) Denoting magma as a liquid is needlessly repetitive.
2) One can only pour magma on one's face if one is doing so inside the crust of the Earth. Otherwise one is pouring lava on one's face.

Ass.

dbow said...

That podcast is interesting, but I think it's talking about replacement rather than supplement. I view numbers as a fascinating supplement to ambiguities, not a replacement.

James said...

Supplement to ambiguities? Replacement? What? Are you trying to confuse me because my intimate knowledge of volcanic activity makes you feel inadequate? Because it should. Volcanoes are waaaaay phallic.

Aaron said...

I cannot believe you deleted my post! This censorship will not stand, man.

dbow said...

God I hate my blog.

James said...

Maybe you'd have a better blog if you didn't skip over Earth Science in high school.

Ol Mucky said...

You think 5% is high? Oh Dbow... I gotta plug mine at the 20-25% range.